Friday, December 30, 2011

Aliens Pick Vermont; Cleanest Landing Spot

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2011

1. Litter Spotted From Space - Aliens Pick Vermont, Cleanest Landing Spot

2. Cat Boycotts Green Up Day - Hides Her Litter.

3. InscectsDecry Litterbugs - Launch "Sting-Em" Campaign.

4. Youth make it Cool to be Clean - Environment Wins!

5. Critters Bitter about Litter - Stage Demonstration Along Roadsides.

6. Scavengers Seek Trashy Treasure, Saturday May 7 (Green Up Day)
    Start Early for Best Pickings.

7. Litterbugs Denounced for ASBO (Antisocial behavior disorder)
    IJAF - Littering is Just Wrong.

8. Psychics Predict World Will Clean Up Its' Act - IF we don't Trash it first.

9. Umpire Throws Out Litter- Dirty Call!

10. Lawyer Files Suit against Fast Food Corporations claiming their
      food wrappers are Responsible for Clients Littering Behaviors.

11. Businesses Quick to Move in after explorer discovers Litter-Free City.

12. Cigarette companies begin Recycling Effort- Target 2.1 Billion Cigarette
      Butts thrown on the ground each year.
      Second-hand Smoke anyone?

13. Uncovered Pickup Truck Spills Trash-Leaves telltale trail.
       Driver Complains to Police - "Don't see you ticketing Hansel & Gretel".

14. Shortage of Litter Threatens Green Up Day. (April Fools!)

15. VERMONTERS ERADICATE LITTER -
       Dozens Scramble to Pick Up Last Piece.
       Now that was easy!

            

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil

   is that good men do nothing".