TRASHY TWEETS

                                     
LOCAL RESIDENTS LOST on nature-walk. Signs deteriorated, paths covered with leaves, too much hard cider. After hours of wandering on the five-acre park, a trail of littered trash showed them the way out. Future walkers beware; the trash has been collected and disposed.

WEARING A VEST AND HAT OF ORANGE, he headed outdoors. THE GAME WAS ELUSIVE, hiding in the leaves motionless. Only an hour later he returned home with a grocery bag filled with littered trash –the daily limit.

Lingering witches use littered trash for their brews. Recipes call for, lawn mower chopped cans, fast food remnants (bag and all), slushy and moldy drink remains, lots of plastic, paper, and peppered with toxic cigarette butts. DO NOT FEED THE WITCHES – THEY WILL USE THEIR BREWS TO CURSE YOU OR WORSE!

CRAVING MORE HALLOWEEN CANDY? Try scavenging the day after Halloween for candy wrappers thrown aside on the streets and sidewalks-satisfying and less filling.

ü  Vermont:  Red, yellow, orange leaves, white spiraled church towers, vibrant mountains, potpie dinners, ballooning pumpkins, logs stacked like puzzle pieces, NOT littered trash. 

Most surprising answer from an OUTER SPACE ALIEN visiting earth, when asked to describe one thing that the alien really took care of, the alien answered “The Planet”! Make ours Green and Clean.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-7H-n0VrYU

I AM THANKFUL for … people who care about keeping their environment, their sidewalks and streets, litter free. For people who carry a grocery bag with them to stash found littered trash while they walk. For businesses that keep their storefronts –parking lots, sidewalk, and street frontage clean year round.

Thankful for winning the Fish and Game department trash HUNTING PERMIT, she wondered how many pounds she could bag this year. The state issued more permits than the last few years due to the rising amount of littered trash. She welcomed the competition.

POLITICAL SIGNS for flower bulbs. November elections bring bazillion political signs to heavily travelled roadways and intersections. POLITICIANS please “replace those signs with flower bulbs after the election”. At least one of the two promises will flower in the spring.

ü Fall back, spring forward. Fall Clean Up. Spring Green Up.

WALK THE TALK. His mother taught him “not to talk trash”, so now he drops it on the ground. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEeAdPFPdNM&feature=related

People sometimes drop littered trash on the ground. Do you know where much of the land littered trash ends up? Hint: it’s not on land.

NOVEMBER ELECTION REFERENDUM: Who wants littered trash in our city, town, community, neighborhood, park, storefronts, sidewalks, roads, streams, rivers, lakes? Votes tallied -No one does. That was easy. Now let’s do the hard part and pick it up year round!

I think three things are too big: Texas, Taxes, and Trash. Probably can’t do much about reducing the first two but I think we can DRASTICALLY REDUCE LITTERED TRASH. Pick up a piece every day.

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