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THE VERMONT LITTER TIMES


World Litter News Headlines

                                                          
1.      Litter Will Fall to the Ground, but No One is Sure Where. If you find-Scientist advise-pick up and dispose immediately

2.     More Litter Strikes (to Earth) are Likely. Value of Pick Up Actions Greater than previously thought. Read more @ http://bit.ly/16BE8PL


U.S. Litter News Headlines

1.     NSA to Turn its Spying eyes to Litter Droppers, Citing need to Improve its (NSA) and Our Country's Image                           

Vermont  Litter News Headlines     

                     1.      Article IC and IB pass. Voters Want Clean Community. http://bit.ly/175ftAh 

2.     Litter picking helping to restore lost art of Community. http://bit.ly/16BE8PL 

3. VERMONTERS ERADICATE LITTER- Dozens Scramble to Pick Up Last Piece.


Business Litter News Headlines

Businesses Quick to Move in after Explorer Discovers Litter-Free City.



Nature Litter News Headlines

1. Critters bitter about litter- Stage Roadside Demonstration.

2.Insects Decry Litterbugs-Launch "Sting-em Campaign".

Environment Litter News Headlines
Youth Deem it Cool to be Clean-Earth Wins!
Litter-Free, Waste Free.

Science Litter News Headlines



                                       Health Litter News Headlines

1.      Physical Therapist Recommend Picking up Litter - it’s easier than herding cats.  Read more @ http://bit.ly/16BE8PL 

2. Litter is Nature's Cancer. However, we know the cure.



Sports Litter News Headlines

Umpire throws out litter-Dirty Call.



Opinion Litter News Headlines

Psychics  Predict World Will Clean Up Its' Act - IF We Don't Trash it first.



Arts Litter News Headlines
1.        Litterati illustrates “Litter picked up is beautiful”. Read more @http://www.litterati.org/

2. Pick up Artist (litter pickers) Paint the Landscape Green. 



Quotations

Litter Picking:
Flirt with trash; Love clean
Dirty Hand Jobs
 The up of drop.
brain interruption: LITTER IS NOT BELOW YOU, THOUGH IT IS. Pick it up.
Consciousness: The piece of litter you bypass and don't pick up -
may be the one to injure or kill a bird, turtle, fish...
Converge litter & sport = All Season Sport.
Lonesome Like Litter
Free Litter - can it.
A few pieces of litter do not constitute a problem. Oh, and how many flies in your soup would be a problem?
Mash up litter with lust to get a quick (litter) pick up.
Get a piece. A clean acquisition. Litter is no longer a four letter word.
Black Friday -collect litter not future trash.
WEARING A VEST AND HAT OF ORANGE, he headed outdoors. THE GAME WAS ELUSIVE, hiding in the leaves motionless. Only an hour later he returned home with a grocery bag filled with littered trash –the daily limit.
Kiss the frog release the prince. Pick up litter save the frog.
Litter - GMO's for fish
Litter pickin is addictive. Unfortunately litterbugs keep feeding our habit.
Fall back, spring forward. Fall Clean Up. Spring Green Up.
Cats prefer clean litter. Keep yours off the ground.
Bumper sticker: I am running for Litter.
Racy Litter Ad: Go down for litter come up with glitter.
Rumor has in repentant litterbug is hiding treasure amongst street trash.
WALK THE TALK. His mother taught him “not to talk trash”, so now he drops it on the ground." 



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11/7/2013 release.


Beginning today, I am making litter story's news headlines more entertaining and easier to read. The name has changed from Points of Litter to The Vermont Litter Times to build a unique Headline News parody while still reflecting Vermont values of Green and Clean and Community; encouraging folks to maintain a litter free environment by picking up litter - 365.


I have added sections and made them bolder and more colorful. And I’ve added new headline typefaces that should make headlines easier to read. I hope you like these changes, and I am anxious to hear suggestions. Contact me @ litterstories (at) yahoo(dot) com or leave a comment at the bottom of the blog posting. 


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